In the spirit of fun, I want to get in touch with my inner poet. Here is my first attempt:
CREATIONIST HAIKU 1
Fossils show great age
Extinction shows this also.
Oops. A Coelocanth.
CREATIONIST HAIKU 2
Evolution proof
Is really hard to come by
Just ask Doctor Crick
CREATIONIST HAIKU 3
Richard Dawkins Says:
I must be dumb or evil
I will pray for him
CREATIONIST HAIKU 4
DNA is real
complicated programming
Darwinism's dead.
CREATIONIST HAIKU 5
Biogenesis...
by chance is impossible
is the soup done yet?
CREATIONIST HAIKU 6
Hey look! We found one!
We'll call him Nebraska Man!
Oh, ...just a pig's tooth.
CREATIONIST HAIKU 7
A message to proud
Oh great modern scientists:
Life exists on code
CREATIONIST HAIKU 8
They say we're naive.
but they lose in all debates.
Duane Gish dominates.
CREATIONIST HAIKU 9
My, what a surprise!
Fresh blood in a t-rex bone!
Must last a long time.
CREATIONIST HAIKU 10
Gradualism?
Gould finds no proof in fossils.
Cambrian explodes.
More to come... stay tuned...